Well, don't a feel like a right royal little byatch!

Firstly, I was meant to be meeting Lucie this morning and then coming home and being picked up for my appointment this afternoon.

I cancelled on Lucie because i am too swollen and big and gay and hfjshgfjkshf

So, i now feel horrid. I hate how much of a crap friend this darn thing turns me into.

Don't worry, i am not going to be all down and jfksjhfjsk like i was last night (soz 'bout dat!) but i just need to rant.

Secondly, i am pissed off. Proper pissed off. My GHDs blew up ages ago. Smoke was coming out of the plug and everything. I Youtube'd how to change a fuse (it's not as easy as it looks!) and changed it. Twice. And...nothing.

So i just called Customer Services and was on hold for about ten minutes (which i am sure i will be pissed off about when my contract bill comes in) only to be told that they couldn't do anything. I understand that the hologram label thing is important because of fakes and blah blah blah but seriously? Mine had one on but it broke off. I don't know how but it did. I told him it melted off but really it just got wear and tear. He said he could give me a discount on a pair of new GHD Gold stylers. £20 off. WOO where do i sign?! NAAAT. I don't have enough money to be able to afford £99.99! Plus, he said they would give me £30 worth of products. No chance. I am not a fan of GHD styling products in the slightest. I hate them. the straighteners are my JESUS but i just aint feelin' this stylin' business. Simplez.

I am annoyed. I want some new straighteners but i want them for freeeeeeee. I did pay £100 for these in the first place, after all!