Friday, 12 March 2010

Snails.

I would like to introduce you to the concept of 'snails'. I like how it is beginning to spread, thanks to the tireless campaigning of myself, Condom, LK and my little sister. Its one of the only other things we do, outside of the ED hours but we wont go into them right now. Theyre nowhere near as interesting as 'Snails.'

You know what a snail is, i assume? Well, you know how they are tempestuous little b*stards. They have a goal and my goodness, they do their very best to stick to it. I am sure that everyone has experienced a moment in their lives when they realise that they don't actually know what the SM-hell they are saying. They realise that what they are saying at the present moment has no 'good' way of concluding but they carry on talking regardless. However, you insert the word, 'snails' and you're onto a winner. Just trust me on this one. Snails are the new '...'.

On another note, i dont have a clue what it is that i even planned to say in this post so i shall post it and then get back to you =]
Have a wonderful weekend. I am just having my typical 'Bangle' weekend. (That means Bulimic) lol

1 comment:

  1. You tit, they're not 'tempestuous', they're TENACIOUS. This is a right unsnail blog, you totally missed the point and, therefore, the beer (snails drink beer, right?) so it's a good job, that... snails.

    I love snails, hahahahaha.

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