swelling

I don't understand what the hell is wrong with my face today. I know i have some water retention but this seems really too much to just be that. I was sick yesterday and have been wondering - i know that purging can cause facial swelling but is that also the case with normal vomiting? I have been sicking a bit more recently but yesterday was genuine, 'OMG run to the toilet before you make a mess on the carpet' kind of thing. Can this cause facial swelling? I bloody hope so because its playing havoc with my thinking and i'm finding it difficult to separate thoughts and to be logical about this.

I also have a fat lip because, like an absolute penis, i decided to try and repierce my lip the other night. Basically, the piercing hole was hurting so, instead of thinking it could be a spot, i decided to try and ram an earring through the flipping thing. Idiot. That's drunken logic for you.

Yesterday morning, i woke up with a little bit of swelling (i'm assuming from the trauma of ramming the beast through it lol) and a zit. Last night, the zit was well and truly ginormous and its made even more obvious because of the bloody fat lip.

Can you see the lip swelling?

SEE! Its driving me mental.

I need to go to Mozzas because i am in a dire Diet Coke situation. Dammit! I don't want to go out.