My head is going to fall off!

I woke up this morning with the big momma of head colds and my ear is even worse. Now, i am not actually one to be all 'i have a cold. fml. give me sympathy.' There's no point because Chantelle has always been the one that can play that role seamlessly! I know that your ears nose and throat are connected so was wondering if, by me having a blocked ear canal, it could have caused the cold? I don't know. All i know is that, right now, my left nostril and right ear are both completely blocked and that i am so tempted to shove something in to my ear but am resisting. Stay Strong! Lol

I have swollen eyes, earache (on and off), blocked nose, dry mouth, swollen face and aches. Its horrible. I took some Beechams cold and flu tablets last night but they haven't done anything. In fact, i feel ten times worse today than i did yesterday.

Good news though - I have managed to get an appointment to have my ears syringed. Thank the flipping Lord! The lady on the phone thought i was hilarious so i warmed to her straight away. I told her i was prepared to beg for an appointment and that i had considered doing a 'Van Gogh' and just chopping the damn thing off. My GP surgery is partnered with another one in Hillsborough and she even checked their nurse appointment thing and there was nothing. She took my mobile number and booked me in for Tuesday at 3pm, at the other surgery. I wont lie, i was slightly disappointed but it was better than waiting until the end of the week to be seen at my surgery. Then, what do you know? I get a phone call and she's had a cancellation for Monday at 10am, at my normo surgery. Ledge. So pleased with that. I just have to get through the weekend.

Mum asked me if my balance is affected but i have no clue. I am barely able to stand up but when i do, i don't think im walking any stranger than usual. My left nostril and right ear are blocked so maybe they're balancing it out and maybe i have the best balance ever. Should defo get a Wii Fit Balance Board thing and check that shit out.

Last night, i did a bucket-load of holiday shopping and *drum roll, please* I ORDERED A FUCKING BIKINI! Who am i? Seriously?! I wont be prancing around in it at all but i have a kaftan and thought it would be nice to wear it underneath that. Nom. I am now just going to post a shitload of pictures of the crap i ordered. Oh. And i bought a new skirt in town yesterday. I bought clothes. ME! From a real shop! Wicked. Big size but still. Bish bash bosh, pal. BISHBASHBOSH!

Me and Chant have had to cancel tonight and i am gutted. :( So sad!

I am pretty sure i wont end up wearing this but i love it so whutevs.