Remember how excited i was about today? How i couldn't wait to go to the hairdressers and come out feeling better about the mop on my head? Remember? Well, it didn't happen. Why? BECAUSE I AM A PENIS.
And if the rest of this post does not prove this, then...well, i don't know what i could do to demonstrate my penis-ness to you any clearer!
See that little card? See how it says 'WEDNESDAY'? Well, i took that as evidence that my appointment was today. TODAY. I did not think to look at the '18th May' part. So, i turned up at the salon, walked in, said my name and sat down. The women just looked at me all agog (you will never understand how much i love that word) before telling me that i am not booked in. They could have still done it, but with somebody else. This woman who i haven't had before but who did do my sister's hair. I didn't want her to do it. I wanted my normal hairdresser because she knows stuff and she is nice and easy to talk to and because i am more comfortable with her. Simple. So, i walked out, still with a mop on my head and feeling rather disappointed.
Ignore my eye makeup and its faded-ness. I forgot to use primer for the first time in LYF this morning. Silly sausageface.
And i cried mermaid tears.
(this is how much time i had on my hands this evening. Pathetic.)
On the plus side, i liked my makeup today. It would have been perfect if i had remembered my primer. What a penis.
I am most disappointed in myself and my bloody appointment related thickness. My gosh. I mean, there's 'early' and then there is a DAY EARLY. Twiiiit
On the plus side, my CBT is meant to be from 11-12 tomorrow and then the hairdresser appointment is at 12 so i cancelled CBT. I am struggling and i kind of don't want to talk about it right now. So i guess the appointment Cod came through for me in the end. :)
WHAT A PENIS.
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